dentist quotes

"If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas." -Mason Cooley

"The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound." -George Bernard Shaw

"An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain." - Richard Baxter, Poetical Fragments

"Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental." - Ogden Nash